I can’t believe it.
I got up from my desk to use the bathroom…for the gazillionth time this evening only to look down and discover them.
They were hard to miss.
And they are eating my feet.
Ones ankles should not be wider than the ball of ones foot….
Isn’t it bad enough everything else on my body has grown to epic proportions, now the last body parts that had retained some semblance of NOT THE MICHELIN MAN has been lost.
Pretty soon I’ll be a pool of mushy goo….
It’s really sad that I’ve come to saying this…but I miss my feet.