Last night we went shopping.
At a mall.
All of us.
Well, not the dog.
I can’t tell you the last time I was at a mall.
Probably around the time most of the other patrons were BEING BORN!
Jeez, I feel old.
Well, not as old as Lori. I’ll never be as old as Lori.
This got really off topic.
Forgive me, it’s 3:30 am as I write this.
You gotta love inspiration that strikes when you should be sleeping, not to mention the hungry baby I just fed.
Back to the business at hand.
We saw a woman while driving to the mall who did not appear to be a careful nor a considerate driver. She was weaving in and out, not maintaining a constant speed and simply being a highway nuisance. At one point she passed us up and I noticed she was driving with no hands, smoking a cigarette with the left hand and “texting” (man, I’m old) with her right. AND SHE HAD KIDS IN THE CAR!
Am I just getting so old and uptight (well, I’ve always been uptight) or was this just the most stupid behavior on the planet??? Did I mention the speed limit was 70 and she had to be going faster than that since she passed MY HUSBAND and he drives like Mario Andretti?
Ok, I’m done.
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