Abandon hope, all ye who enter here….
I’m going to post that above our front door.
Lunatics live here and it appears to be CONTAGIOUS!
My daughter….crying for no apparent reason. She’s been cleaned, fed, slept well, is being held…
My son….also crying for no apparent reason. It started when he asked if he had to pull the plug from his bath. He flipped out.
I may need medication…or alcohol….
or maybe a lobotomy….